By Eric Abrahamsen, published
Appalling things northeasterners say.
While we were in a taxi, our voluble driver starting discussing politics, principles of honesty, and taxi drivers who cheat. To give us a vivid conception of his own trustworthiness, he said the following: "别看我脑子长得象卵子，我还懂什么叫道德." Which roughly translates as: "Never mind I've got a head like a cock-and-balls, I still know what morality is."